What is the worst pet name you've ever heard?

"My little Kumquat" comes to my head. Or "My Sweet Puddin' Pie".

What is the worst pet name you've ever heard?
No lie, I knew a man who called his girlfriend "Fartsy." Not that she didn't earn it, especially after the many Taco Bell runs she loved to make, but *still*! She's more tolerant than I am.
Reply:Any cutesy name that ends in a long E sound is usually a cringer. Mubsy, lubsy, wubsy. Yech.



Or anything food-related like puddin' or cookie.
Reply:I've been to a dog park with friends before and heard someone calling "Kitty! Kitty!" I thought it was a cat, but she was calling a huge dog, Kitty!
Reply:honeybunny, cutie-pa-tootie, pooh-bear, snuggle-bear, chocolate-cream dream, schnokum-poop...
Reply:haha..those are actually pretty good pet names down in the south lol:) I think McDonalds was bad and Burger King(for real haha) and dont ask me why about these!
Reply:"pudding pie" "sweetums"



yuck, just YUCK
Reply:Years ago there was a talk show on ABC called Caryl and Marilyn.I'll never forget Marilyn said she'd named her cat Human Head.How could anyone do such a thing?That poor cat to have to carry that awful name!
Reply:"honey-bucket"
Reply:Hitler
Reply:Dorito

:P
Reply:Pouty
Reply:Cuddle cakes XD
Reply:Wittle Willow Welder.







...wtf?
Reply:Angus.
Reply:poopsie
Reply:frisco disco
Reply:Mertle turtle, smart fart from Ozark, pee brain, Artsie fartsie, two rocks, these are for real too.
Reply:I hate when people give their pets normal human names, like Dave, Mike, Julie, etc
Reply:Odis

Unis

Walter (i just dont like the name walter... i guess its not the worst ever... w/e)!!!!!
Reply:I just detest being called Baby
Reply:winnie the pooh
Reply:My friend's dad calls her "Sis" when it is his daughter, not his sister!!!
Reply:peta
Reply:"***** Please" was the name of this guy's dog. I guess he thought it was funny.
Reply:lol, martha :DD
Reply:"my wittle pumpkin"
Reply:sugar lips
Reply:"Sit"
Reply:both realy cuz they r green
Reply:poop..
Reply:"Honey Pot" I swear