If it's true to say we have pussywillows and kumquats, then can we assume to have dick weed?

Everyone knows that we have pussywillows and kumquats. By knowing that.... is it safe to assume that we have dick weeds as well?

If it's true to say we have pussywillows and kumquats, then can we assume to have dick weed?
It's hard on the knees when my girlfriend tends to her titillating needs. She listens to Frank Sinatra while doing the Monica Lewinsky. Nice girl. She can never find that paper clip under my desk.



But, getting back to your very serious question about Dick Weed. I understand he'll be running for the office of President of the United States on the Republican line and intends to stick it to Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton.



Mrs. Clinton has taken to wearing a hearing aid and will no doubt be asking Mr. Weed...Huh, *** again...can't hear you...one more time...*** again...Ohhhh, Mr. Weed..one more time...Huh, what about Bill ?....Bill who...?
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Reply:wow you got that from larry he cable guy and you killed the joke
Reply:yeah, but they aren't plants or vegetation
Reply:Dill Weed
Reply:Well there certainly are jackasses, but they're animals not plants.
Reply:DUCK WEED is very unsightly, and very hard to control. Is is a small-leafed floating weed.



This was a BOTANY question, wasn't it - or did you post it in the Botany category in error.
Reply:Pussywillows and kumquats. That's even funnier than my favorite kumquats and pickles. I'd say yes to the dickweed part.
Reply:That was hillarious girl!!! And I would say that dickweed is my ex hubby. He left me for a stripper in Portland.... nice guy huh?