Saturday, January 7, 2012

Can I have your kumquats? I need them for world domination, don't ask...?

If you have any asbestos, that would help too

Can I have your kumquats? I need them for world domination, don't ask...?
both those things dont even exist anymore, now that tiny koalas are secretly controlling the earth's supply of lightbulbs. your plans for world domination are too late, the tiny koalas have joined forces with the sea turtles. north dakota is a goner
Reply:My kumquats aren't ripe yet, is that ok?

You're welcome to them. Just save me one to throw at my big sister.
Reply:Sure, I'll give you both if you make me your ruler in chief!
Reply:Let me ask my husband. He puts everything away.
Reply:All I have left are the seeds, maybe scoop up roadkill koala's eh?
Reply:Sure
Reply:What am I gettin for them??



I'm in dire need of some belly button lint... *hint hint*
Reply:Poit! Gee Brain, don't you think we might need the kumquats to make our nice fizzy drinks later? And if we take all the asbestos, how will they get the trousers on the chimp? Narf.
Reply:You may have my kumquats, only if you agree to be my friend...



*wink*
Reply:Maybe


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