Sunday, January 8, 2012

No one has helped me on the last two questions. This site used to respond when others asked for help.?

At some point I must have become a member of Microsoft Windows XP. When that program opens my computer the first screen demands my user name and password before I can even get to my home page. I really need to delete this page for good but, being a computer illiterate with the IQ of a kumquat, I don't know how to do that. Please help.

No one has helped me on the last two questions. This site used to respond when others asked for help.?
Go to Start %26gt; Control Panel %26gt; User Accounts %26gt; Change the way users log on or off.



Who cares who dares?
Reply:Dont know much myself, but I think you have to go to my computer, start menu and delete it there. Hope it works...good luck.
Reply:well go into your web browser and click on tools then click on internet options then the general tab and enter in a different home page like Yahoo.com or click use blank whichever you want.. I would also clear out the internet cache files as ell as the history while I was there.



If your referring to loging into windows itself you can just log in as guest or any known account then click start then run and type in control userpasswords2 and hit enter then choose the administrator password and click reset password to change it to anything you like.
Reply:You cannot become a "member" of Windows XP. Windows XP is your computer's operating system.....and its expensive...here... http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.d...


How many fruit (or other food producing plants) do u have in ur yard?

We have a coconut palm, a passionfruit vine, a mango tree, a pawpaw (papaya) tree, a black mulberry tree, a kumquat tree, an orange tree and of course vegetables in the garden (broccoli, rhubarb, strawberries, tomatoes, green beans and aloe vera). Hehe, I'd be really interested to find out what you all have!

How many fruit (or other food producing plants) do u have in ur yard?
Oh you remind me of my mum! (That's a good thing.)



When I was growing up in Queensland, in the heart of Brisbane, we had macadamia trees; passionfruit vines; two paw paw trees (because you need one of each sex to get the fruit); strawberries in a line along the fence; mulberry trees with the deep red fruit to eat and the green berries to get the red off your hands (and leaves to feed the silkworms); a custard apple bush; 2 banana trees; an aloe vera plant that was essential in the summer months for sun burn; lettuce and cherry tomatoes; parsley and mint that flavoured the Sunday Roast; and a mango tree that I'd climb up into and grab the fruit from the tree as I shared my girlfriends' latest secrets.



Carrots, beans, pumpkin and turnips were all in the backyard and often the quality was pretty bad but we'd pick out the best.



We also had the biggest Jaccaranda tree with those dangly boomerang shaped things in non-flowering months that we used to throw at each other. And the bush with red tulip shaped flowers that we used to suck the honey from, was a source of entertainment as we waited for our next turn at whatever game we were playing in the front yard.

Thanks for allowing me to ramble on and remember my childhood.
Reply:Lets see..... I hope you have time to read .... I have a golden delicious apple tree, potatoes .. two beds, watermelon, pumpkin, tomatoes, cukes, chili peppers, onions, cants, cotton (non-edible), nasturtiums, radish, spinach, sunflowers for the birds. I also have many herbs and flowers.



I would love to have the trees that you have though!



Thanks for letting me brag a little!
Reply:Dang! I wanna hang at your house (out in the yard)!

No produce-bearing plants at my apartment complex...but a mile away is the Monterey Bay, and there are tons of seaweed out there.
Reply:strawberries

tomatoes (3 kinds)

peppers, green and yellow

cucumbers

carrots

lettuce 2 kinds

snow peas
Reply:425 Valencia Orange

1 Moorpark Apricot

2 Washington Navel

2 Satsuma Tangerine

1 Eureka Lemon

1 White Grapefruit

1 Fig

1 Hass Avocado

2 Fuerte Avocado

1 Mission Olive

3 Minneola Tangelo
Reply:just peppers, tomatoes, garlic, brussel sprouts and broccoli.
Reply:2 lemon trees

1 paypaya tree

4 coconut trees

several banana trees



basil, spinach vine, aloe vera, thyme, pumpkin, zuchinni, eggplant, lemon grass, garlic %26amp; tomatoes



we lost the avacado in hurricane dean. :%26gt;(



just in case you are wondering - belize, central america
Reply:Tomatoes, tomatilias, green beans, eggplant, brussel sprouts, corn, aloe vera, jalapeno peppers, green red and yellow peppers rhubarb,asparagus, lettuce(both leaf and head), zucchini, cucumbers, apples, and of course hastes for the deer...lol.

I live in the city, and I had to put up a three wire electric fence around my garden because of deer and ground hogs.
Reply:we have:



dragonfruit

lemon

orange

coffee bean

capsicums

fig

olive



i think that's it??



we're in perth, aust.
Reply:Err...i have a passionfruit vine also.....a japanese medlar....lime...lemon grass....aloe vera....avocado....cape gooseberry....indian borage....mint....rosemary....3types of basil....gotu kola....curry tree....mock lime.....pineapple.....yeah...i live in the tropics....
Reply:Black mulberry tree, blueberries, raspberries, mint, basil, tomatoes (dead), peppers (dead), grn beans (dead) pumpkins(dead) watermelons (dead) squash (dead)-----DROUGHT lol!!
Reply:I have 8 blueberry bushes (4 early 4 mid)

3 apple trees (2 fuji, 1 golden)

2 cherry trees (bing, the other a sour)

various tomato

brussel sprouts

rosemary

mint

bee balm

basil

20 or so asparagus babies planted (have to wait)

I believe I live in zone 6 (id -- I kinda forget if its 6 or 4)


Just For Fun: Can you make a story out of these song titles?

Can you make an interesting/funny story out of these song titles? BE ORIGINAL. *hint* Get the message?



1. Allentown

2. All U Wanted

3. How to Save a Life

4. Don't Forget to Remember Me

5. Bridge Over Troubled Water

5. Speed Home California

6. Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

7. Friends in Low Places



---%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; You must also include the phrases "My little kumquat" somewhere in there.

Just For Fun: Can you make a story out of these song titles?
Dodge City, Kansas

Circa 1876



Billy Jolinski was alone in the Long Branch Saloon, It was too early for the evening crowd, too late for the midday crowd. Billy was Miss Kitty's piano player. He was far too talented to be playing in a saloon, but times were tough and it did provide a steady income and exposure. His dream was to be discovered by a musical entrepreneur and taken to the "big time." So far, the only compliments his music had solicited were from half drunk prostitutes and completely drunk cowboys!! He took another sip of his beer and played the opening chords to "Allentown," his latest compostition. Miss Kitty came out of her office and stopped to listen. She walked over to Billy.

Kitty:" Billy? (4) Don't Forget to Remember Me when you get discovered!!!"

Billy smiled....."Awwww, Miss Kitty. I'm getting plum discouraged. Sometimes I just want to quit and (5) Speed Home ........... California is a long way off, though."

Kitty:" Go HOME?! No,no, no, my good man. If ONLY I knew the right people. None of my (7) Friends in Low Places have any 'pull.' I'll tell you one thing, though ........ If (2) All U Wanted was a good time, Billy Boy, everyone of my 'girls' would be only too happy to oblige." Billy shrugged and continued plinking the ivories.



That night as cowpokes drifted in, Kitty surveyed the crowd. She spotted an old man, stranger to Dodge, leaning against the bar. Kitty looked at him and smiled . He walked over to her...."Pardon me, "My little kumquat." (6) Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"

Kitty:"Oh, my God!! I wish I had a dime for every time I've been asked that!! ( It was THE pick-up line of the 1870's!!)

The man: "My dear lady, I'm feeling desperately alone. ...alone in an angry sea."

Kitty rolled her eyes....... "Here, let me get you a lifejacket!" She started to walk off.

The Man:" I'm sure you know (3) How to Save a Life all by yourself." He put his arm around her....." Won't you be my (5) Bridge Over Troubled Water ?"

Kitty disentangled herself from his grasp and walked away.

The man stumbled over to Billy , at the piano and said:



"Son can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes, but it's sad and it sweet and I knew it complete when I were a younger man's clothes."



Billy just looked up at him and said:



"Sir, I believe this is killing me," as the smile ran away from his face.

"Well I'm sure that I could be famous if I could only get out of this place."
Reply:Thank you, Beans. I had lots of fun writing this. Billy Jolinski is a great Piano Man! Report It
Reply:Not a story, as such, just a statement from a guy to a lover/ex-lover:-



"My little kumquat, all you wanted was to be one of my friends in low places, like the guys in Allentown.

But if you want to know how to save a life, then tell me - do you know the way to San Jose? If you do, I'll set off in my motorised speed home - 'California' - straight away.

If you don't, I may end up taking that bridge over troubled water I've heard about in Minnesota - then you'll really miss me. And , every anniversary, my spirit will come checking to make sure you don't forget to remember me!!"
Reply:I remember when you first came to learn nursing at Allentown hospital, all you wanted, my little kumquat, was to know how to save a life. But as you speed home to California, don't forget to remember me, one of your dearest friends in low places, the one you stopped only to ask "Do you know the way to San Jose" to make sure you could find your way home. So I sit in my boat as the storm approaches playing cards with my friends, a round of bridge over troubled waters, reminiscing about you, my little kumquat, named for the jam you used to serve me for our late breakfasts in bed. You never once stopped to say those three little words to me I longed to hear. And now all I have of you is the mix tape you left behind with 7 songs on it.
Reply:All you wanted is to forget your friends in low places. you ask me do you know the way to San Jose? I wanted to help you my little kumquat, but you know I'm in Allentown right now. The bridge over troubled waters in our past haunts us. Now please speed home California they need you so. All I ask is Don't forget to remember me!
Reply:Oh, my poor little kumquat! You came all the way from Allentown, because All You Wanted to do is learn How to Save a Life from Friends in Low Places, and all you got was a Bridge Over Troubled Water! Don't fret, my little kumquat; Do You Know the Way to San Jose, to the place where You Don't Forget to Remember Me, and Speed Home California is the place to be?


"Life is like a bowl of cherries." *shrugs* I seriously have never thought of it that way.?

But if life COULD be like a fruit.......must it be a cherry? Could it be an apple, orange, grapefruit or mango?



So exactly what kind of fruit is life like.....and you soooooo know you can't just name the fruit. You really must explain how on earth you came up with it. Me..personally? Life is like a kumquat.......now I'll explain after I see your answers. Can't wait!

"Life is like a bowl of cherries." *shrugs* I seriously have never thought of it that way.?
Well, Here I go...

* Life is like a Coconut, it can be so tender and swift at sometimes and so hard and rough sometimes.



* Life is like a banana, its sweet and nice but, only when you have the patience to wait for the right time.



* Life is like an orange, it can by juicy but, it can hurt you if you to push too hard (orange peel can hurt your eyes, have you ever squeezed it keeping it near your eyes? the juice that gets squirted in your eyes can be really irritating)



* Life is an apple, some enjoy its taste %26amp; some say it tastes like a mixture of sugar syrup and soil, yuck!



* Life is a pineapple, some get it %26amp; some don't. Those who don't have it, go on to become the top scorers on Yahoo! Answers [No offence meant, just jokin']



* Life is a pomegrenate (hope I spelled that right), it has too many aspects and is far too complex than our imagination. You ain't seen nothin' yet!



* Life is a mango, it gives you the satisfaction, but makes you wait for it. Nothin' is easy here!



* Life is a watermelon, you have to deal with the obstacles if you want to enjoy the success, [here obstacles are the thousands of watermelon seeds]



* Life is a tomato, everyone has it and it is a delicious thing for some and a same old boring stuff for some.



* Life is like a guava, you have to enjoy it but don't indulge in entertaining yourself too much or you'll end up hurting your gums, [those tiny little seeds in the heart of guava can really be annoying]



And the list goes on....
Reply:Thanks a lot, Studies are going fine, I am still a little busy but I sure will try and keep in touch with all my fellow answerholics. Report It
Reply:No. Life is like a case of durians. Very stinky but delicious and rewarding for those who actually try and succeed in getting to the fruit.
Reply:My life is like a Passion Fruit! It's full of sweet flavor that gives me passion for everything important to me...my family, friends and the ability to continue breathing everyday while so many people around the world aren't. Wow. Didn't mean to end on a downer. (but I'm "Passionate" about the plight of the world)
Reply:what does yahoo mean
Reply:That's because it's not I consider life extremely difficult.

By the way it's like a box of chocolates!
Reply:pear

you start out small and slender then your bottom gets bigger
Reply:I've always like the cherries. After all, sometimes you get the fruit. Sometimes, it's just the pits.
Reply:I think life if like a lemon. You plant this tree and little yellow things grow on it. They look so yummy and delicious. They look so bright and so juicy. But then you peel it and take a bite. Good God it taste so sour. We have to fix this. So you add sugar to make it sweet. That's how I see life. Do you get it?

how to grow azalea

How can I plant a citrus tree indoors? Which ones are easier to grow indoors?

I was thinking about orange, lemon, or kumquat. I have seen a few and they are beautiful. Please help.

How can I plant a citrus tree indoors? Which ones are easier to grow indoors?
Growing citrus plants indoors was once a sign of prestige. In Victorian times, the landed gentry and royalty often invested in greenhouse structures called orangeries. It may not be practical to grow large fruiting citrus trees indoors in our climate, but it is possible to grace a sunny area in your home with a dwarf or miniature citrus.

Citrus plants have very attractive, glossy dark green leaves and the scent of their flowers (and to a lesser degree) their foliage is absolutely incredible! There are several varieties of lemons, limes and grapefruits that make great indoor plants. But don't stop there. You can also grow dwarf kumquats, tangerines and oranges. Not all of them will bear fruits like you buy in the grocery store, but some do, especially lemons and limes. Others will bear smaller, intensely flavored fruits that can be used in special recipes.



The size of indoor citrus plants can vary greatly, so when selecting a citrus plant to grow as a patio or indoor plant, it is important to find out how large it will get. Most indoor gardeners are familiar with Calamondin orange, a compact dwarf orange variety that has fruits about the size of a quarter. It generally stays in the 2-3 foot range. Another popular indoor citrus is the Meyer lemon. It can get to be a large indoor plant, so be sure you have enough room. Meyer lemons can produce large, thin-skinned fruits with wonderful flavor. Even a dwarf lemon may grow as much as 8 feet tall.



To select a citrus for indoors, look for plants that are full of dark green glossy leaves. If the variety is grown as a standard, pick a plant with a strong, straight trunk. Whenever possible, select a plant that is just beginning to bloom so you can enjoy the fragrance right away. Handle citrus plants carefully. Many of them have thorns.



Follow the link for LOTS more information.



http://www.bachmans.com/retail/tipsheets...
Reply:i have grown calamondin and they are for me the easiest and will be in bloom and fruit (sometimes at the same time!) almost all year long.

the most important thing with citrus is strong sun-you need at least 4-5 hours of direct sun RAYS on you citrus plant if you are going to keep it indoors-putting it outside in summer is beneficial.

the hardest thing is the watering-too much and it will rot-too little and it dries up and it's sometimes impossible for it to come back- when i say the calamondin is easiest it is in this respect- it is a bit more forgiving.

The meyer's lemon is also quite forgiving-my mom has one and if it's still alive (w/ 2 fruit) than it's got to be a survivor!

Basically at least the first couple of inches have be dry before watering it thoroughly-if it's a bigger pot than wait a bit longer. And watch the leaves-i ususally wait till i see them starting to hang just a bit to know when to water-but if the pot seems quite light and the dirt is very dry at the top than don't wait to water. this can be a bit tricky: i have what is called a buddha's hand lemon, it has a very strange shape with the bottom half of the fruit having what looks like fingers! it is the pickiest one to water-it seems that the dirt is sill quite moist and then before i know it all the leaves are drooping and the earth is dry! so i have to really keep an eye on him.

if you can provide soil that is very loose than you can water more frequently as the roots will have more air. you can do this by using a seedling mix and adding perlite or gravel or whatever to loosen up the mix. but this also means that you can't leave it dry completely or it might loose it's leaves.

the last thing is that it needs acidic soil in order to bloom and flower and be healthy in general-you can add a teaspoon of lemon juice to each liter of water or you can add half a teaspoon of aluminum sulfate on the surface of the soil for a one gallon pot every 6 months.

high humidity and cool nights are also a good idea-more so for some varieties.
Reply:A lemon is quite easy in fact it will accually germinate in a good standard potting mix such as shultz or mirical grow.


What part of the body do these fruits and vegetables help?

I need to know what the following fruits and vegetables do for you OR what they grow on. (one or the other). For what they're good for, it kinda has to be easy to understand for a little kid (example: carrots- good for the eyes), since its suppose to be a childrens book.



here are the fruits and vegetables:

apple

bananna, blueberry, or brocoli

corn, cantalope, cherry, or carrots.

date.

eggplant or elderberry.

fig.

green beans or grapes.

huckle berry.

iceburg lettuce.

jicama.

kiwifruit or kumquat.

lime or lemon.

mango.

nectorine.

orange, onion.

peas, pinnaple, pear, or peach.

quince.

radish, rasberry.

spinich or strawberry.

tamatoe.

ugli fruit.

vinca.

watermelon.

xiqua.

yam.

zucchini.





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thanks for all your help!!

What part of the body do these fruits and vegetables help?
here are the fruits and vegetables:

apple - Heart



bananna, blueberry, or brocoli - Lot of Iron and Potassium

good for the boold, blueberrry has a lot of antioxidants



corn - complex carb not really good for anything but high in fiber



carrots,cantalope- works just like any other K vitamin rich fruit or veggie good for the eyes and brain



cherry - grate source of vitammin C





dates - high in iorn and calsium good for your blood and brain





eggplant- has enzimes that helps the brain nurons gives great thinking power



or elderberry. grate source of antioxidents ( prevents cancer)

fig.

green beans - protien rich good for the whole body and high in fiber



grapes - lots of anti oxidents, calsium and folic acid good for your eyes, brain and entier digestive system



huckle berry - rich in antioxidents and vitamin c



iceburg lettuce - no nutritional value just a lot of water and a great filler



jicama.- rich in vitamin C



kiwifruit or kumquat. - rich in Vitamin C and anti oxidents great for the whole body specially sikin



lime or lemon _ Rich in Vitamin C good for your immune system and also great souce of folic acid



mango._ Richin Vitamins K and C and good fiber source

nectorine.



orange- Vitamin C good for colds and your immune system



onion- good source of fiber



peas_ lots of iron good for your eyes brain and blood



pinnaple_ Acid loaded with folic acid help digestive system



pear, or peach. _ loaded with Vitamin C



quince.



radish_ Vitamin C its a filler and reduces stress



rasberry._ rich in anti oxidents

strawberry



spinich _ rich with iorn good for the blood, heart, eyes and hair



tamatoe _ Great source of vitamin C and potassium good for your immune system but not too good for renal patiens



ugli fruit.

vinca.

watermelon. Good source of vitamin C and fiber

xiqua.

yam. High in Vitamin K and a complex carb

zucchini rich in vitamin A



http://www.fruitsandveggiesmorematters.o...
Reply:Fruits and vegetables all contain vitamins and minerals that are good for the entire body. Nothing is targeted towards a certain area (carrots being good for your eyes is just an old wives' tale) ......
Reply:everything on your list is pretty good for you except iceburg lettuce. thats mainly water.


What is the worst pet name you've ever heard?

"My little Kumquat" comes to my head. Or "My Sweet Puddin' Pie".

What is the worst pet name you've ever heard?
No lie, I knew a man who called his girlfriend "Fartsy." Not that she didn't earn it, especially after the many Taco Bell runs she loved to make, but *still*! She's more tolerant than I am.
Reply:Any cutesy name that ends in a long E sound is usually a cringer. Mubsy, lubsy, wubsy. Yech.



Or anything food-related like puddin' or cookie.
Reply:I've been to a dog park with friends before and heard someone calling "Kitty! Kitty!" I thought it was a cat, but she was calling a huge dog, Kitty!
Reply:honeybunny, cutie-pa-tootie, pooh-bear, snuggle-bear, chocolate-cream dream, schnokum-poop...
Reply:haha..those are actually pretty good pet names down in the south lol:) I think McDonalds was bad and Burger King(for real haha) and dont ask me why about these!
Reply:"pudding pie" "sweetums"



yuck, just YUCK
Reply:Years ago there was a talk show on ABC called Caryl and Marilyn.I'll never forget Marilyn said she'd named her cat Human Head.How could anyone do such a thing?That poor cat to have to carry that awful name!
Reply:"honey-bucket"
Reply:Hitler
Reply:Dorito

:P
Reply:Pouty
Reply:Cuddle cakes XD
Reply:Wittle Willow Welder.







...wtf?
Reply:Angus.
Reply:poopsie
Reply:frisco disco
Reply:Mertle turtle, smart fart from Ozark, pee brain, Artsie fartsie, two rocks, these are for real too.
Reply:I hate when people give their pets normal human names, like Dave, Mike, Julie, etc
Reply:Odis

Unis

Walter (i just dont like the name walter... i guess its not the worst ever... w/e)!!!!!
Reply:I just detest being called Baby
Reply:winnie the pooh
Reply:My friend's dad calls her "Sis" when it is his daughter, not his sister!!!
Reply:peta
Reply:"***** Please" was the name of this guy's dog. I guess he thought it was funny.
Reply:lol, martha :DD
Reply:"my wittle pumpkin"
Reply:sugar lips
Reply:"Sit"
Reply:both realy cuz they r green
Reply:poop..
Reply:"Honey Pot" I swear